Recipe for ruining Halloween:
Work hard during the day
Mow yard
Apply fungus prevention
Apply fertilizer
Apply bug killer
Get the great idea to get rid of all the other bug killing chemicals in your garage
Spray down your front bushes, trees, and yard with this stinky bug killer
Water in to make yard wet
Let simmer for a few hours until it gets dark
Open the door to see why nobody is stopping at your house even though your lights are on and you have bowls full of Halloween candy and you can hear kids all over the streets outside
Smell the air
Go to the edge of the sidewalk and smell the air
Go to the middle of the street and smell the air
If you still can smell the stinky bug killer from the middle of the street, then you have successfully ruined Halloween!!
Epilogue: If some brave souls do knock on the door and and hold their nose while saying trick or treat, give them a handful of candy for being so brave and you can get rid of all the sweets.
2 comments:
funny. i was just a scrooge and hung a sign on the door that said, "NO CANDY."
Ahhh, I'm sorry, that really STINKS! :)
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